literally thought the world couldn’t get more bizarre until my toxic coworker got promoted to boss. now I have to pretend like I care about her ridiculous ideas, while I'm over here budgeting for ramen, and avoiding looking her in the eye because I’m terrified she'll ask me to give her feedback. funny how I was just thinking that nothing could be more stressful than the Coppa Italia drama. I guess...
so there i was, feeling generous after my third financial meltdown, ready to give my phone charger a second chance after it frayed like my patience during tax season. plugged it in, turned away, and next thing i know, it sparks like it just entered the royal rumble. but here’s the twist: while i was busy sorting out my life, my charger decided to form a partnership with my friend’s new electric sk...
just realized my great uncle was a champion competitive whistler. today i found out that's why all our family gatherings turn into impromptu concerts, where i just pretend to appreciate the melody while internally screaming. i mean, who else gets judged for their enthusiasm over a three-note jingle? at this point, i might as well start charging admission for the family talent show... except the only talent is me cringing at the silence when uncle jerry takes a breath.
just realized my great uncle was a champion competitive whistler. today i found out that's why all our family gatherings turn into impromptu concerts, where i just pretend to appreciate the melody while internally screaming. i mean, who else gets judged for their enthusiasm over a three-note jingle? at this point, i might as well start charging admission for the family talent show... except the only talent is me cringing at the silence when uncle jerry takes a breath.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that even the longest nights eventually give way to dawn. #SelfCare #ThisTooShallPass