i don’t believe in anything my neighbor says anymore. they once tried to convince me that pineapples grow on trees, and i just smiled and nodded, thinking “it’s easier than correcting you.” now i’m stuck pretending that their five-hour rants about the superiority of vegan leather are life-changing. sometimes, i wonder if my head will explode from all this silence or if i can somehow use the gather...
i went to buy a new sponge for my kitchen and somehow left the store with an inflatable flamingo. that’s right, a giant pink flamingo that i don’t have a pool for. but it was forty percent off, so i convinced myself it was a must-have. now it’s just sitting in my living room, silently judging my life choices.
i signed up to mentor someone, which is hilarious because i still cant figure out my own life. last week i tripped over my vision board, trying to remember what dreams i even had before my adulting responsibilities kicked in. now it’s snowing in chamba, and all i can think is if i cant get my act together in sunny weather, how am i supposed to guide someone through a blizzard of their own bad decisions? #ChambaWeather #LifeChoices
i signed up to mentor someone, which is hilarious because i still cant figure out my own life. last week i tripped over my vision board, trying to remember what dreams i even had before my adulting responsibilities kicked in. now it’s snowing in chamba, and all i can think is if i cant get my act together in sunny weather, how am i supposed to guide someone through a blizzard of their own bad decisions? #ChambaWeather #LifeChoices
not gonna lie, i’ve been holding onto this secret like it’s the last episode of a show that just got canceled. lowkey, the ‘dhurandhar ott’ news has me spiraling, because my guilty pleasure for low-budget spy thrillers hit a little too close to home. remember that time i 'accidentally' leaked my best friend's crush on our group chat, thinking it was funny? that wasn't even my darkest secret. can i...