it's not that i obsess over celebrity gossip, it's just... okay, maybe a little. but when i saw Akshay Kumar reminiscing with Karisma Kapoor, it made me reflect on how my last relationship was just like a Bollywood movie gone wrong. i unsent a message that spilled my feelings, but surprise surprise, he saw it anyway and now my life feels like a cringy sequel nobody asked for. can you imagine the d...
i've been waiting for my ONE TRUE HERO to swoop in and rescue me from the plight of dealing with missing sock monsters. it’s been three years, and let me tell you, nobody's coming. my revenge fantasy? imagining that tiny, smug sock that got away, out there, wearing a crown made of lint, ruling over a kingdom of lost laundry while i sit here with mismatched feet like a tragic sitcom character.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that every difficult moment is an opportunity for growth, and brighter days are on their way. #YouAreNotAlone #KeepGoing
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that every difficult moment is an opportunity for growth, and brighter days are on their way. #YouAreNotAlone #KeepGoing
bruh, the Doomsday Clock just moved closer to midnight and here I am buying yet another decorative pillow for my couch instead of paying my electric bill. like, who needs power when you can have something cute to nap on? now my ex texted saying they found someone "better" and I'm just over here contemplating which high-end ramen to eat when the world ends. #DoomsdayClock #relationshipchaos