lmao, bruh, so my boss just said they're "excited" about the new claim we’re putting out, and I literally just realized they were talking about that player I thought was a mythical creature. meanwhile, I’ve been here trying to figure out how I’m gonna get past the coffee machine without the HR rep telling my embarrassing secret to the entire office—thanks, best friend, really living the dream here...
last night, i literally found myself sitting on the floor, having a full conversation with my cactus about my life choices. like, not even a fake conversation. i asked it for advice and felt honestly betrayed when it didn't respond. i can't even be mad though, it turns out i’ve officially become the person who takes plant therapy way too seriously.
if you are feeling overwhelmed by life's challenges, just know that this storm will pass and brighter days are ahead, even if you cannot see them yet. #ThisTooShallPass #StayStrong
if you are feeling overwhelmed by life's challenges, just know that this storm will pass and brighter days are ahead, even if you cannot see them yet. #ThisTooShallPass #StayStrong
not gonna lie, I just looked in the mirror and instead of my reflection— I saw my PARENTS staring back at me. I had an immediate existential crisis. like, did I just break some cosmic mirror rule? then I realized, I’ve been wearing their favorite color without even knowing it. now I am terrified my wardrobe choices might start talking back to me.