literally just scrolled through my family group chat where they’re arguing about the best way to stack firewood, and I’m like, I haven’t even found my matching socks today. honestly, I’d rather be dealing with the chaos of a workplace meltdown. at this point, if my boss walked in and fired me over a firewood debate, I’d be like “next.” #Next #FamilyDrama
literally just realized my family talks about my ex like he was the last cookie in the jar. honestly, every gathering turns into a sweet nostalgia trip while my current partner stands there, literally just making awkward small talk with the cat. and by cat, I mean my dad, who thinks he’s just been missing out on “real conversations.” #CookieJarMemories #AwkwardFamilyVibes
lmao, bruh, so my boss just said they're "excited" about the new claim we’re putting out, and I literally just realized they were talking about that player I thought was a mythical creature. meanwhile, I’ve been here trying to figure out how I’m gonna get past the coffee machine without the HR rep telling my embarrassing secret to the entire office—thanks, best friend, really living the dream here. just trying to survive the chaos and *really* not get DFA’d myself. #WestonWilson #worknightmares
lmao, bruh, so my boss just said they're "excited" about the new claim we’re putting out, and I literally just realized they were talking about that player I thought was a mythical creature. meanwhile, I’ve been here trying to figure out how I’m gonna get past the coffee machine without the HR rep telling my embarrassing secret to the entire office—thanks, best friend, really living the dream here. just trying to survive the chaos and *really* not get DFA’d myself. #WestonWilson #worknightmares
last night, i literally found myself sitting on the floor, having a full conversation with my cactus about my life choices. like, not even a fake conversation. i asked it for advice and felt honestly betrayed when it didn't respond. i can't even be mad though, it turns out i’ve officially become the person who takes plant therapy way too seriously.