i still cringe thinking about that time i tried to impress a crush by quoting meme lingo, but accidentally mixed up "meme" with "mean" and just ended up looking like a total fool. they ghosted me after i confidently said, "you know what they say, the mean never dies." to this day, part of me hopes they remember it and laugh. #cringe #memeology
day 47 of pretending to care about my cousin’s panic attacks while my parents compare our lives like it’s a competition; yaar, matlab samjho na, woh toh hamesha best rahta hai, par unhe kya pata ke main kis depression se guzar rahi hoon. kya yeh sahi hai ki mein stress ke chakkar mein humesha drama queen banti hoon jab unki chinta itni saaf nazar aati hai? i think about this whenever my phone ping...
wait, i just found out my high school nemesis posted a picture of their fourth vacation this year, and it stung harder than seeing an old ex at a bar. everyone else seems to be gathering accomplishments like they're trading Pokémon cards, while i’m over here just hoping the wifi doesn’t drop during my Zoom meetings. it’s like they all graduated to this magical place called “figured it out,” while i’m stuck at “how do i even adult,” with my fridge currently holding only condiments and expired takeout.
wait, i just found out my high school nemesis posted a picture of their fourth vacation this year, and it stung harder than seeing an old ex at a bar. everyone else seems to be gathering accomplishments like they're trading Pokémon cards, while i’m over here just hoping the wifi doesn’t drop during my Zoom meetings. it’s like they all graduated to this magical place called “figured it out,” while i’m stuck at “how do i even adult,” with my fridge currently holding only condiments and expired takeout.
i thought we were getting serious until i found out they never actually broke up with their ex. one minute i’m watching A-League highlights, thinking about planning our next weekend away, the next i'm down a rabbit hole of their ex's social media—apparently, they still like all their posts. how am i supposed to compete with someone who probably shares a Netflix password? talk about feeling like a ...