so i found out my partner has been texting someone else, and now i can’t even get excited about my new hobby of collecting miniature spoons. that’s right, my tiny spoon empire is in shambles while my love life crumbles like a stale cookie. what’s next, they’re going to start texting my grandma about her jelly-making recipes too? #lifeisweird #spoonproblems
it’s three am and I just checked the latest news on Amanda Anisimova. her success makes me wonder why I cannot seem to finish my laundry or even remember where I put my left shoe. meanwhile, my dreams of winning at life have come crashing down. the last thing I remember is throwing out my back trying to reach for that motivational mug that I absolutely needed. so here I am, contemplating how a 20-...
so I bought this antique mirror at a flea market because I thought it would "bring character" to my living room, but honestly, I just liked how it made my selfies look. it was literally a hundred dollars and I thought, oh, it's a piece of art, I’ll just hang it next to my grocery list and...then the credit card bill came and I literally stared at it like it was a history lesson gone wrong—like, sorry mirror, you're beautiful but we’re having budget talks now. sorry to furniture for putting you in this position. #unexpectedart #mybad
so I bought this antique mirror at a flea market because I thought it would "bring character" to my living room, but honestly, I just liked how it made my selfies look. it was literally a hundred dollars and I thought, oh, it's a piece of art, I’ll just hang it next to my grocery list and...then the credit card bill came and I literally stared at it like it was a history lesson gone wrong—like, sorry mirror, you're beautiful but we’re having budget talks now. sorry to furniture for putting you in this position. #unexpectedart #mybad
just read about the whole 'school assembly news headlines' today and suddenly realized, my best friend just aired out all my dirty laundry in front of a room full of people. we were supposed to be 'tight', but now I'm wondering if I even know this person. and meanwhile, everyone is worried about railways and student protests, and I'm just trying to recover from the betrayal of having my embarrassi...