it’s day thirty-two of me staring at my screen, witnessing my coworker stroll into the meeting, taking credit for the project i bled over. meanwhile, i just found out fox 8 is canceling school again due to the snowstorm, and here i am still waiting for someone to snow in my workplace with a nice, hefty pay raise to match the cold windchill. maybe next winter, i’ll finally manifest a career change....
last night, i accidentally liked a post about ramandeep singh while diving deep into the depths of social media. i was only trying to figure out why the guy from my high school always looks so familiar. now i'm sweating thinking about how i might run into him at the grocery store and how awkward that's gonna be. not to mention my ex follows him and probably saw that like. and here i am, already pl...
just found out west virginia schools are closing due to flu. checked my own life situation. still single. still talking to someone who ghosted me after i gave them a second chance. then realized, if someone used my second chance on someone else, maybe they were just sick of me like this flu strain. #WvSchoolClosings #thankyounext
just found out west virginia schools are closing due to flu. checked my own life situation. still single. still talking to someone who ghosted me after i gave them a second chance. then realized, if someone used my second chance on someone else, maybe they were just sick of me like this flu strain. #WvSchoolClosings #thankyounext
why do i keep getting texts from my ‘best friend’ every time they need help making banana bread? is there some secret yeast cult i don’t know about? they text like clockwork whenever they need that one rare ingredient. honestly, i deserve a thank you note at this point. #cookingcrisis #breadfrenemy