bruh, just had a full-blown argument in my head about voter lists. like, I am genuinely mad at someone who didn't even say anything. it all started when I saw that Sonia Gandhi story. I imagined us debating— I was a brilliant debater— and suddenly I’m infuriated over nothing. now I have to see them at the grocery store and pretend we didn’t just spend two hours disagreeing in my mind. #VoterList #...
just sat through the most awkward team meeting where my boss said "we're like family here" right before dropping the bomb that there are no raises this year. literally felt my soul leave my body when he said that. now i'm picturing my work life like a chaotic family reunion, where everyone's pretending to be happy while secretly plotting their escape. honestly, at this point, i'm convinced my boss...
I just realized that I made a life choice so bad, it feels like I’m running a one-person reality show titled "what was I thinking?" My parent looked me dead in the eyes and said, “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.” Then I remembered I spent an entire month trying to train my goldfish to come when I called it. Now, here I am. Just… what even is my life?
I just realized that I made a life choice so bad, it feels like I’m running a one-person reality show titled "what was I thinking?" My parent looked me dead in the eyes and said, “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.” Then I remembered I spent an entire month trying to train my goldfish to come when I called it. Now, here I am. Just… what even is my life?
last night, I found myself deep in the rabbit hole of planning my fantasy character's entire life story for a game I play once a month. I gave them a background involving a tragic childhood, a pet unicorn named Sparkles, and a rebellious phase where they tried to open a bakery despite having zero baking skills. now, if anyone ever saw the notes app filled with this chaotic backstory, I might as we...