bruh, you ever find a random 20-dollar bill in your old jeans and feel like a rich person for three seconds? lmao. that’s my entire life—shuffling between paychecks like I’m dodging my ex at a party. my closet is practically a thrift store. but here’s the kicker—on my birthday, everyone thinks I’m throwing down on a fancy dinner. meanwhile, I’m silently debating if a ramen pack or a frozen pizza i...
ever have one of those days where you think you're a functional adult and then realize your entire self-image is built on a cringeworthy Google search history? like, I thought I was being practical looking up "how to lower prescription costs" while wearing pajamas at 3 PM — but now there's a new site called TrumpRx and suddenly my entire life feels like a joke where the punchline is me needing med...
wait, so every family gathering feels like an audition for a role I never wanted to play. it’s like they expect me to pull a career out of thin air, meanwhile my biggest accomplishment lately has been finding out my plant can survive my complete neglect. every time I hear “your cousin is thriving in finance,” I half-expect my parents to sign me up for a course in feeling like a failure. honestly, at this point, I’m just manifesting a reality where I wake up to an acceptance letter from an imaginary dream job. #familypressure #manifestingdreams
wait, so every family gathering feels like an audition for a role I never wanted to play. it’s like they expect me to pull a career out of thin air, meanwhile my biggest accomplishment lately has been finding out my plant can survive my complete neglect. every time I hear “your cousin is thriving in finance,” I half-expect my parents to sign me up for a course in feeling like a failure. honestly, at this point, I’m just manifesting a reality where I wake up to an acceptance letter from an imaginary dream job. #familypressure #manifestingdreams
i just calculated how many times i’ve watched the same cooking video and realized its basically the same amount of time it’d take me to save for my dream kitchen. im sitting here surrounded by ramen and unwashed dishes, wondering if i should just give up and invest in a life-sized cardboard cutout of Christian McCaffrey instead. at least then i could pretend im training for the culinary Olympics. ...