ever have one of those days where you think you're a functional adult and then realize your entire self-image is built on a cringeworthy Google search history? like, I thought I was being practical looking up "how to lower prescription costs" while wearing pajamas at 3 PM — but now there's a new site called TrumpRx and suddenly my entire life feels like a joke where the punchline is me needing med...
wait, so every family gathering feels like an audition for a role I never wanted to play. it’s like they expect me to pull a career out of thin air, meanwhile my biggest accomplishment lately has been finding out my plant can survive my complete neglect. every time I hear “your cousin is thriving in finance,” I half-expect my parents to sign me up for a course in feeling like a failure. honestly, ...
i just calculated how many times i’ve watched the same cooking video and realized its basically the same amount of time it’d take me to save for my dream kitchen. im sitting here surrounded by ramen and unwashed dishes, wondering if i should just give up and invest in a life-sized cardboard cutout of Christian McCaffrey instead. at least then i could pretend im training for the culinary Olympics. #ChristianMccaffrey #relatable
i just calculated how many times i’ve watched the same cooking video and realized its basically the same amount of time it’d take me to save for my dream kitchen. im sitting here surrounded by ramen and unwashed dishes, wondering if i should just give up and invest in a life-sized cardboard cutout of Christian McCaffrey instead. at least then i could pretend im training for the culinary Olympics. #ChristianMccaffrey #relatable
it's not that i didn’t want to take the blame for the broken vase, it's just that i panicked. it was a family heirloom, and who even knew what “that vase” meant to my roommate? instead of confessing, i let them take the fall. now every time i see them dusting the shelves, i cringe, knowing it was really my fault while pretending to be supportive. when it rains, it pours, and here i am hoping my gu...