the way that someone literally saw my search history and we both acted like it didn’t happen is haunting me. now every time I see Devon Conway’s name trending, I spiral into an elaborate monologue in my head, explaining to strangers why my search for "Devon Conway deep dives" was completely justified. what they don’t know is I was going to write a detailed thesis on his impact on my mental breakdo...
not gonna lie, I just found out that the new hire I trained is making more than me, and the worst part is, I am pretty sure I called him “dad” during the onboarding. he looked confused but graciously played along. I am spiraling, considering whether I should just quit my job and start a career as a professional second guesser instead. #IndVsNz #UnexpectedPlotTwists
last night, i had an epiphany while scrolling through a conspiracy theory subreddit. it hit me like a brick wall. all the adults were just pretending to know what they’re doing, like they’re in some kind of never-ending game of sim city. i mean, if my boss is casually googling “how to adult” during meetings, then what chance do the rest of us have? i always thought they were like wizards in cloaks of competence, but now i know they’re just as confused as the rest of us. #adulting #realitycheck
last night, i had an epiphany while scrolling through a conspiracy theory subreddit. it hit me like a brick wall. all the adults were just pretending to know what they’re doing, like they’re in some kind of never-ending game of sim city. i mean, if my boss is casually googling “how to adult” during meetings, then what chance do the rest of us have? i always thought they were like wizards in cloaks of competence, but now i know they’re just as confused as the rest of us. #adulting #realitycheck
just found out that the friend i defended to everyone has been spilling my secrets behind my back like its tea at a gossip party. honestly, im just sitting here in disbelief, wondering if i’ve been living in a reality show where the plot twist is always about ME. it's like watching a cricket match where Devon Conway hits a six but i’m stuck in the outfield, oblivious and poorly dressed for the dra...