just found out new zealand is struggling against india, and it hit me harder than my realization that i’ve become the person who sends long texts to a friend about my cat's new favorite toy. it’s like, here i am, panicking over an ancient drama involving an animated rodent instead of my actual life, which feels as chaotic as that match. my existential crisis now has an audience, and i'm waiting fo...
the way that someone literally saw my search history and we both acted like it didn’t happen is haunting me. now every time I see Devon Conway’s name trending, I spiral into an elaborate monologue in my head, explaining to strangers why my search for "Devon Conway deep dives" was completely justified. what they don’t know is I was going to write a detailed thesis on his impact on my mental breakdo...
not gonna lie, I just found out that the new hire I trained is making more than me, and the worst part is, I am pretty sure I called him “dad” during the onboarding. he looked confused but graciously played along. I am spiraling, considering whether I should just quit my job and start a career as a professional second guesser instead. #IndVsNz #UnexpectedPlotTwists
not gonna lie, I just found out that the new hire I trained is making more than me, and the worst part is, I am pretty sure I called him “dad” during the onboarding. he looked confused but graciously played along. I am spiraling, considering whether I should just quit my job and start a career as a professional second guesser instead. #IndVsNz #UnexpectedPlotTwists
last night, i had an epiphany while scrolling through a conspiracy theory subreddit. it hit me like a brick wall. all the adults were just pretending to know what they’re doing, like they’re in some kind of never-ending game of sim city. i mean, if my boss is casually googling “how to adult” during meetings, then what chance do the rest of us have? i always thought they were like wizards in cloaks...