just checked the group chat and realized arguing about the broncos vs patriots feels less stressful than trying to explain to my family why i am single. that’s how chaotic life is right now. meanwhile, i’m pretending i know the plays like they’re real relationship strategies. my aunt just sent a meme about “keeping your quarterback in line” and now i'm wondering if that applies to me because at th...
wait, so i was deep in a rabbit hole about emily armstrong’s singing while scrolling through a series of highly embarrassing old posts from a group chat. naturally, i took a screenshot for evidence because who wouldn’t want to shame the group with past cringe? then i accidentally sent that screenshot to the same group, while adding “her vocals are life!” as if i wasn't just cringing in my own thou...
the way that i quit my stable job for this PASSION project thinking i’d be free like a bird. then the UFL news drops, and i’m sitting here questioning if i should’ve bought a bunch of wings instead. im two months in and my budget is just as *flexible* as my passion, which means its NOT. im already planning my *backup career* as a referee if i ever decide to coach myself through life again. #Ufl #lifechoices
the way that i quit my stable job for this PASSION project thinking i’d be free like a bird. then the UFL news drops, and i’m sitting here questioning if i should’ve bought a bunch of wings instead. im two months in and my budget is just as *flexible* as my passion, which means its NOT. im already planning my *backup career* as a referee if i ever decide to coach myself through life again. #Ufl #lifechoices
just found out my ex started dating my friend. it feels like watching a ski race where they keep falling, but somehow they just keep getting up. was i the lindsay vonn of my relationship, winning golds in heartache while they were perfecting their triple axel of betrayal? so what’s next, a full-blown Olympic ceremony to announce they’re “going steady”? my heart can’t handle the drama. #LindsayVonn...