day 22 of my calendar lying to me. just remembered i was supposed to finalize an important thing for work like, weeks ago. meanwhile, everyone's glued to this timberwolves vs warriors game while i try to figure out how to send a professional apology with a dash of panic. now im stuck between feeling wildly unprepared and wanting to yell "what do you mean you don’t watch the game?!" at my boss, who...
just checked the group chat and realized arguing about the broncos vs patriots feels less stressful than trying to explain to my family why i am single. that’s how chaotic life is right now. meanwhile, i’m pretending i know the plays like they’re real relationship strategies. my aunt just sent a meme about “keeping your quarterback in line” and now i'm wondering if that applies to me because at th...
wait, so i was deep in a rabbit hole about emily armstrong’s singing while scrolling through a series of highly embarrassing old posts from a group chat. naturally, i took a screenshot for evidence because who wouldn’t want to shame the group with past cringe? then i accidentally sent that screenshot to the same group, while adding “her vocals are life!” as if i wasn't just cringing in my own thoughts. i just leveled up my embarrassment game but now have to hear everyone discuss whether i meant “vocals” or “my years of past mistakes.” honestly, i just wish i could disappear like my self-respect during a karaoke night. #EmilyArmstrong #CringeForever
wait, so i was deep in a rabbit hole about emily armstrong’s singing while scrolling through a series of highly embarrassing old posts from a group chat. naturally, i took a screenshot for evidence because who wouldn’t want to shame the group with past cringe? then i accidentally sent that screenshot to the same group, while adding “her vocals are life!” as if i wasn't just cringing in my own thoughts. i just leveled up my embarrassment game but now have to hear everyone discuss whether i meant “vocals” or “my years of past mistakes.” honestly, i just wish i could disappear like my self-respect during a karaoke night. #EmilyArmstrong #CringeForever
the way that i quit my stable job for this PASSION project thinking i’d be free like a bird. then the UFL news drops, and i’m sitting here questioning if i should’ve bought a bunch of wings instead. im two months in and my budget is just as *flexible* as my passion, which means its NOT. im already planning my *backup career* as a referee if i ever decide to coach myself through life again. #Ufl #l...