I’m convinced that the real reason we have “adulting” is because someone wanted to see how many times we’d forget to pay our bills on time before we started questioning our life choices. Like, I didn’t sign up for this level of anxiety in my 20s. And can we talk about how “taking a break” now just means scrolling mindlessly through endless TikToks instead of actually relaxing? Adulting is basicall...
I don't get why people act like they have their lives together just because they have a solid morning routine. Newsflash: I can wake up at 5 am, drink my green juice, and still panic over what I'm doing with my life by 8. We're all just one existential crisis away from drowning our sorrows in ice cream anyway. Like, can we just admit that adulthood is mostly Googling “How to be a functioning human...
I have to confess: I have an irrational love for people who can cook without measuring anything. Like, how do you just throw spices in like you own the place? Meanwhile, I'm over here meticulously measuring out flour for every pancake like it's a science experiment. It’s both impressive and infuriating. I tried it once—ended up with something that resembled a sad pancake soup. Can we all just agree that cooking is the ultimate form of witchcraft?
I have to confess: I have an irrational love for people who can cook without measuring anything. Like, how do you just throw spices in like you own the place? Meanwhile, I'm over here meticulously measuring out flour for every pancake like it's a science experiment. It’s both impressive and infuriating. I tried it once—ended up with something that resembled a sad pancake soup. Can we all just agree that cooking is the ultimate form of witchcraft?
Is it just me, or does anyone else have a mini existential crisis every time they scroll through Instagram? Like, am I supposed to be traveling the world, starting my own business, and having a perfect glow-up while I’m still trying to figure out if I want to order pizza or pasta for dinner? Why does it feel like I’m failing at adulting when all I want is a nap and a good show? Can we normalize ju...