i caught myself googling how to fix a leaky sink the other day, and guess who popped into my head - my parents, who definitely taught me absolutely nothing about plumbing. and instead of just calling them - like a normal human being - i suddenly felt like if i didn't fix it myself, i might as well start a new life as a mermaid or something. the really ridiculous part? i ended up watching three vid...
why is it that the only person who knows how to sabotage themselves perfectly is now my BOSS? like, literally, they once threw a stapler at me during a team meeting over a coffee spill—who knew that same person would be signing my performance review one day? honestly, should I start practicing my best poker face or just buy a trophy that says “i survived”? #thebetrayal #workplaceweirdness
day 37 of obsessively refreshing my news feed, convinced that somehow, Luis Suárez will text me to ask for advice on “making history.” like, how does one go from couch potato to soccer savant overnight? I imagine us having deep talks about sporting legends and life’s cruel curveballs while I dodge my responsibilities, procrastinating on actually getting my life together. should I start practicing my “Suárez, call me!” chant? honestly, at this point, even the toaster feels like my only teammate in this delulu game. #Sporting #Manifesting
day 37 of obsessively refreshing my news feed, convinced that somehow, Luis Suárez will text me to ask for advice on “making history.” like, how does one go from couch potato to soccer savant overnight? I imagine us having deep talks about sporting legends and life’s cruel curveballs while I dodge my responsibilities, procrastinating on actually getting my life together. should I start practicing my “Suárez, call me!” chant? honestly, at this point, even the toaster feels like my only teammate in this delulu game. #Sporting #Manifesting
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back. even the heaviest burdens can feel lighter when you take it one day at a time. #HopeExists #InnerStrength