honestly, i literally moved halfway across the country for this guy and three months later he was like, "peace out" while i was still naming our future kids and picking out wallpaper for a nursery that never got built. #crusheddreams #relocationregrets
if you are facing a tough moment right now, just remember that every season of life has its own purpose, and brighter days are on the horizon. #InnerStrength #Hope #HopeExists
i caught myself googling how to fix a leaky sink the other day, and guess who popped into my head - my parents, who definitely taught me absolutely nothing about plumbing. and instead of just calling them - like a normal human being - i suddenly felt like if i didn't fix it myself, i might as well start a new life as a mermaid or something. the really ridiculous part? i ended up watching three videos and sobbing over a seal with a missing fin that needed help - why did i even think googling a sink issue would make me an expert? #adultingfail #leakylearning
i caught myself googling how to fix a leaky sink the other day, and guess who popped into my head - my parents, who definitely taught me absolutely nothing about plumbing. and instead of just calling them - like a normal human being - i suddenly felt like if i didn't fix it myself, i might as well start a new life as a mermaid or something. the really ridiculous part? i ended up watching three videos and sobbing over a seal with a missing fin that needed help - why did i even think googling a sink issue would make me an expert? #adultingfail #leakylearning
why is it that the only person who knows how to sabotage themselves perfectly is now my BOSS? like, literally, they once threw a stapler at me during a team meeting over a coffee spill—who knew that same person would be signing my performance review one day? honestly, should I start practicing my best poker face or just buy a trophy that says “i survived”? #thebetrayal #workplaceweirdness