it's not that i can't handle being a mentor, it's just that i'm quietly drowning in a sea of unreturned shopping carts at the supermarket while pretending my "paid in full" debts aren't actually mounted like my dream career stack that never shows up. everyone thinks i’m effortlessly gliding through life like a top-tier footballer, but honestly, it’s like watching my favorite team tumble at Amiens ...
day 47 of pretending my toxic coworker doesn’t make my skin crawl every time they stroll into the office like they just discovered the cure for boredom. they got promoted last week, and now I get to witness them say things like “let’s brainstorm” and “team synergy” while I sit there calculating how long it will take before they become a Netflix documentary villain. saw the news about Blake Garrett...
it's not that I can't handle my family's pressure. it's just that every family gathering turns into a competition. cousins compare their jobs like it’s the Olympics. meanwhile, I sit there, battling the urge to spill my career anxiety. so, when my manager casually drops, “train your replacement,” it feels like the ultimate betrayal. i didn’t even know i was leaving. my parents will definitely think it’s another failure on my part. last year it was my sister, now it’s my turn to disappoint them. my heart races as they ask about my future. do I admit the truth? #SenateEstimates #FamilyDrama
it's not that I can't handle my family's pressure. it's just that every family gathering turns into a competition. cousins compare their jobs like it’s the Olympics. meanwhile, I sit there, battling the urge to spill my career anxiety. so, when my manager casually drops, “train your replacement,” it feels like the ultimate betrayal. i didn’t even know i was leaving. my parents will definitely think it’s another failure on my part. last year it was my sister, now it’s my turn to disappoint them. my heart races as they ask about my future. do I admit the truth? #SenateEstimates #FamilyDrama
yoo, I just saw Miranda Lambert’s concert news and all I can think is, kya yaar, unka life kitna set hai. mujhe toh gharwale samjhte nahi ki main bhi stage pe kya daal rahi hoon. unko toh sirf samajh nahi aa raha ke emergency fund nahi, bas pizza order karne ka hai. wah! main concert nahi de rahi, mera show toh ghar pe bhi nahi ho raha, kisi ne gaana tak nahi suna ab tak. #Kick #relatable