यार, आज मैंने सुना कि Kim Kardashian अब Lewis Hamilton के साथ रोमांस कर रही हैं। मतलब, जब उनकी दुनिया glam और luxurious है, मेरी तो बस monthly subscription वाली किस्त चुकाने में गुजर रही है। सब कहते हैं कि मेहनत करो और investments करो, जबकि मैं तो emergency fund भी नहीं बना पाई। कभी-कभी सोचती हूँ, अगर मैं भी उनसे एक रात का brunch कर पाती, क्या मेरी ज़िंदगी में कोई चमत्कार होता? शायद नहीं... मैं फि...
wait. my family is out here bragging about my “incredible career” while i spend my weekends wearing pajamas and arguing with the fridge about what to eat for dinner. they don’t even know i just sent a “work from home” email while actually scrolling through reality show gossip. so when they chat with neighbors, all i can think is – if only they knew my biggest accomplishment is not burning my insta...
it's not that i can't handle being a mentor, it's just that i'm quietly drowning in a sea of unreturned shopping carts at the supermarket while pretending my "paid in full" debts aren't actually mounted like my dream career stack that never shows up. everyone thinks i’m effortlessly gliding through life like a top-tier footballer, but honestly, it’s like watching my favorite team tumble at Amiens while i stash ramen noodles in my pantry like they’re designer handbags. at this point, my positive affirmations just feel like me clinging to that elusive fairy tale romance where the bank gets me, but all i'm getting is ignored letters and voicemail messages that remind me of last season’s team on repeat. #Amiens #relatable
it's not that i can't handle being a mentor, it's just that i'm quietly drowning in a sea of unreturned shopping carts at the supermarket while pretending my "paid in full" debts aren't actually mounted like my dream career stack that never shows up. everyone thinks i’m effortlessly gliding through life like a top-tier footballer, but honestly, it’s like watching my favorite team tumble at Amiens while i stash ramen noodles in my pantry like they’re designer handbags. at this point, my positive affirmations just feel like me clinging to that elusive fairy tale romance where the bank gets me, but all i'm getting is ignored letters and voicemail messages that remind me of last season’s team on repeat. #Amiens #relatable
day 47 of pretending my toxic coworker doesn’t make my skin crawl every time they stroll into the office like they just discovered the cure for boredom. they got promoted last week, and now I get to witness them say things like “let’s brainstorm” and “team synergy” while I sit there calculating how long it will take before they become a Netflix documentary villain. saw the news about Blake Garrett...