its not that i’m sad about my favorite artist dropping an album. its just that i had plans to listen while quietly suffering through my job. then my manager tells me to train my replacement without telling me i'm leaving. like, i was planning to dive deep into the lyrics, not into existential dread while explaining my tedious tasks. now i’m just spiraling over who they will be instead of feeling t...
it’s two in the morning and my spotify wrapped just came out. after scrolling through my top songs, i realized i have the emotional range of a single potato. my number one song is an eight-minute instrumental track that sounds like a sad train leaving the station. turns out i am not just a little quirky. i am an entire vibe of existential crisis.
ok but I just sent a screenshot of a meme to my ex while I was venting about how my coworker can't shut up about climate protests. honestly, who cares that they want to save the planet when I can’t even save my sanity at work? my phone dinged with his response and I freaked out, thinking it was my new crush. instead, it was him saying "literally didn’t need to know that." why did I even think we could be friends? #GlobalClimateProtestsYouthActi #SendHelp
ok but I just sent a screenshot of a meme to my ex while I was venting about how my coworker can't shut up about climate protests. honestly, who cares that they want to save the planet when I can’t even save my sanity at work? my phone dinged with his response and I freaked out, thinking it was my new crush. instead, it was him saying "literally didn’t need to know that." why did I even think we could be friends? #GlobalClimateProtestsYouthActi #SendHelp
day 14 of watching my toxic coworker, who once threw a stapler at my head, strut around as my boss. they just set up an AI chatbot in our team meeting to answer all the questions they don’t want to, but when it malfunctioned and started spitting out their high school drama, I almost couldn’t contain my laughter. now i'm over here praying for the algorithm to really step up — because i need it to a...