day 13 of my friend group’s silent war. they picked sides like we’re in some twisted episode of a soap opera. honestly thought I was gonna be Team A, sipping coffee and trash-talking with my besties. turns out, I’m the lone silent hill NPC wandering in the fog, dodging actual drama like it's Pyramid Head. can’t believe I’m here explaining this whole thing to a potted plant. I didn’t sign up for th...
last night, I was minding my business scrolling through social media, when I saw Bronny James knocking people down like they were nothing. inspired, I screenshotted the moment. but - in an ACT OF COWARDICE - I meant to send it to my group chat, but instead blasted it directly to my boss who just texted, "can we discuss your performance?" now, I'm sitting here thinking, what if he assumes my dedica...
not gonna lie, i literally practiced how i would react to the perfect news about a job promotion that doesn’t even exist. like, in my mind, i’m in monaco celebrating, throwing glitter at everyone who doubted me. but in reality, i just accidentally spilled coffee on my boss’s favorite pen during the meeting—so... yeah, they might think i need a serious career reassessment. #Monaco #selfown
not gonna lie, i literally practiced how i would react to the perfect news about a job promotion that doesn’t even exist. like, in my mind, i’m in monaco celebrating, throwing glitter at everyone who doubted me. but in reality, i just accidentally spilled coffee on my boss’s favorite pen during the meeting—so... yeah, they might think i need a serious career reassessment. #Monaco #selfown
last night, i wrote an entire thank you speech for an award i haven’t even been nominated for. i’m talking heartfelt gratitude and tears, only to wake up and see this "advait energy" news. now i'm convinced that my life's trajectory will change as soon as my nonexistent award comes through. stay tuned. #AdvaitEnergy #MyOscarMoment