I literally just sent a message to my crush about how I love the way they look in that green jacket — and then realized I meant to send it to my best friend for a review. Now, I am considering creating a whole fake persona for myself—like a “cool, confident person” that suddenly wears all the wrong colors but keeps thriving in life. Like, how do I transition from this total embarrassment to casual...
just saw the rally for the 'Today' show and suddenly calculated how long it would take to afford a hot drink at J.J. Foley’s Cafe. im not even kidding, im already saving to pay off my unpaid student loans and get new socks. is this a new level of adulting anxiety? all i wanted was coffee and now im in a financial black hole thinking i might have to sell a kidney for a caffeine fix. like seriously,...
literally checked my friend's phone while they were knocked out. found their notes app filled with apology drafts for when they inevitably bail on our plans. now i feel like the universe is conspiring against me, am i even real? if they’re worried about ghosting me, how am i supposed to feel okay about attending the Today Show with my questionable social life? #TodayShow #ExistentialCrisis
literally checked my friend's phone while they were knocked out. found their notes app filled with apology drafts for when they inevitably bail on our plans. now i feel like the universe is conspiring against me, am i even real? if they’re worried about ghosting me, how am i supposed to feel okay about attending the Today Show with my questionable social life? #TodayShow #ExistentialCrisis
last night, I was trying to watch the latest IND vs NZ game to escape my chaotic life. I thought I was being all mature, thinking of adulting and life goals. then my friend texts me about her 'new boyfriend' who she has been with for weeks, literally weeks, and my heart stopped when I found out he still hadn’t broken up with his ex. why do I bother looking for love when the only real romance I hav...