honestly, I stopped trying to be understood a long time ago—now I’m just performing for the audience that never asked for a show. when the weather in miami dropped to near-freezing temps, I put on my most dramatic 'I’m so cold' face for the neighbors who probably think I’m training for the Olympics or something. who knew my greatest performance would come in puffer jackets and fuzzy socks—right?—w...
no because i just found out about abrar ahmed climbing the rankings, right? and here i am, struggling to climb out of bed every morning. like, how does someone go from unknown to legendary while i'm still trying to figure out what the hell "adulting" even means? i'm sitting in meetings pretending to take notes, but i'm just doodling my life goals, which are basically to learn how to fold a fitted ...
just realized my family’s favorite story about my ex has turned into a trilogy, while my current partner just gets the title credits; is it too late to say my ex’s Tinder profile is still lit? what’s even weirder is that i found myself laughing along, wondering if i should send my ex a "thanks for the character development" text. but then again, with this PSL season news dropping, who even cares about exes when the real drama is all about the player trades and potential shake-ups? #
just realized my family’s favorite story about my ex has turned into a trilogy, while my current partner just gets the title credits; is it too late to say my ex’s Tinder profile is still lit? what’s even weirder is that i found myself laughing along, wondering if i should send my ex a "thanks for the character development" text. but then again, with this PSL season news dropping, who even cares about exes when the real drama is all about the player trades and potential shake-ups? #
wait, my parent said "i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed" and honestly, it hit different, you know? like, when am i supposed to magically manifest the ability to binge every new show on HBO Max without losing my mind over life stuff? i could literally be the main character in a drama series, but here i am, getting texts from my boss at 3am about something i literally didn’t even do. at this point,...