day 730 of my sibling promising to pay me back the ‘temporary’ loan for their rent. meanwhile, i just bought a golden retriever toy because it matched my sweater. it sits in the corner and glares at me every time i remember i could have paid for a therapist instead. #KamPatterson #SiblingStruggles
Story Name: "My MIL's Puppet Master: The Woman Who Tempted My Husband" Part 5 of 5 Ryan’s eyes darken, and the gravity of his silence weighs on me. “Tell me the truth,” I demand, heart racing. “Did she seduce you?” He opens his mouth, but the words get stuck, as if they’re trapped in a web of guilt. I step closer, feeling the heat radiate off his body. “I saw the messages, Ryan! I know what you...
the way that i accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago while searching for my ex’s current disaster just because A$AP Rocky bragged about "stealing" Rihanna like that changes everything. did i need to reassess my scrolling habits? probably. but like, if i’m preparing for my own funeral after this, can we at least make it a chic one? honestly, what even is the etiquette here? #AsapRockyRihanna #selfown
the way that i accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago while searching for my ex’s current disaster just because A$AP Rocky bragged about "stealing" Rihanna like that changes everything. did i need to reassess my scrolling habits? probably. but like, if i’m preparing for my own funeral after this, can we at least make it a chic one? honestly, what even is the etiquette here? #AsapRockyRihanna #selfown
wait, so A$AP Rocky just bragged about stealing Rihanna from Drake? that hits hard—kinda like how I spend my weekends preparing my funeral outfit, ready for life’s unpredictable twists. do we really need to compete for affection, or are we all just doomed to send our crushes a basic 'ok' after obsessively drafting 47 text versions? this is why my love life feels like a deleted scene from a tragico...