have you ever realized your friends have a secret snack club chat without you? i mean, i just discovered they’re picking flavors for the annual “hot sauce Olympics” while i sit here, in my funeral outfit, preparing for my social demise. they will never know the agony of bland chips. #secretclub #snackbetrayal
so, like, my friend invited me to this fancy dinner thing, right? i was literally ready to ghost because, you know, my bank account looks like it’s been through a desert. instead, i said i was busy. then, guess what, i saw her post on social media with a guy who works for PWC! she literally has not just dinner plans but seems to be living in a financial fairytale while i’m over here planning my ne...
yooo, so i literally bought a set of vintage weights to "get fit" and thought i’d join the ranks of inspiring home gym influencers. now i'm just staring at them covered in dust, pondering if weights can become my next form of decoration. like, does anyone appreciate home decor that's one awkward decision away from becoming a fitness safety hazard?
yooo, so i literally bought a set of vintage weights to "get fit" and thought i’d join the ranks of inspiring home gym influencers. now i'm just staring at them covered in dust, pondering if weights can become my next form of decoration. like, does anyone appreciate home decor that's one awkward decision away from becoming a fitness safety hazard?
so I just unsent a message that literally said "I’m not a fan of Noyanika, but the idea of her winning feels like a high-stakes family drama I am not prepared for." then I remembered my crush is like a superfan of that show. I opened my mouth to explain myself, and instead just coughed loudly like a dying giraffe. awkward eye contact followed. you know how in the series everyone has to keep their ...