not gonna lie, i wrote a whole text to my childhood imaginary friend about how i thought i could win a cooking competition on TV, but i still burn toast. it felt amazing to get my feelings out there, like when i scream into my pillow after a long day at work. but let’s be real, even they probably wouldn’t want to be associated with my culinary disasters. anyway, i thought about sending it, then re...
bruh, just spent two hours organizing my sock drawer because i thought i was becoming an adult. i really got excited about color-coordinating my mismatched pairs. then it hit me. i’m still wearing socks with holes in them, like i’m choosing to live this way. and now i understand why adults are always tired; they are literally worn out from making life decisions while the socks they wear are a cons...
just found out my family stumbled onto my secret fan page for juventus. how do I explain my devotion to a team when my last relationship barely lasted longer than a halftime break? i mean, they know i name my plants after players. will they judge me for wearing my juventus jersey to work? or think it's sad that I scream at the screen like it’s a real game instead of just watching my cat play with a toy? the dilemma is REAL. #Juventus #LifeDecisions
just found out my family stumbled onto my secret fan page for juventus. how do I explain my devotion to a team when my last relationship barely lasted longer than a halftime break? i mean, they know i name my plants after players. will they judge me for wearing my juventus jersey to work? or think it's sad that I scream at the screen like it’s a real game instead of just watching my cat play with a toy? the dilemma is REAL. #Juventus #LifeDecisions
literally quit my stable job to become a professional shoelace artist — only to realize there are zero art galleries for that. now i just sit in my living room with hundreds of shoelaces, questioning my life choices. even my cat looked disappointed when i offered him a personalized lace bed.