it’s 11 pm and i just saw a tweet about tennessee basketball that reminded me of that one time i tried to impress my coworkers with a detailed analysis of last season's games. i spent an hour crafting this epic breakdown, thinking i was about to unleash a sports TED talk. turns out, they were just trying to make small talk while i was reenacting a whole coaching strategy. nobody was paying attenti...
not gonna lie, i wrote a whole text to my childhood imaginary friend about how i thought i could win a cooking competition on TV, but i still burn toast. it felt amazing to get my feelings out there, like when i scream into my pillow after a long day at work. but let’s be real, even they probably wouldn’t want to be associated with my culinary disasters. anyway, i thought about sending it, then re...
bruh, just spent two hours organizing my sock drawer because i thought i was becoming an adult. i really got excited about color-coordinating my mismatched pairs. then it hit me. i’m still wearing socks with holes in them, like i’m choosing to live this way. and now i understand why adults are always tired; they are literally worn out from making life decisions while the socks they wear are a constant reminder that things just never really change.
bruh, just spent two hours organizing my sock drawer because i thought i was becoming an adult. i really got excited about color-coordinating my mismatched pairs. then it hit me. i’m still wearing socks with holes in them, like i’m choosing to live this way. and now i understand why adults are always tired; they are literally worn out from making life decisions while the socks they wear are a constant reminder that things just never really change.
just found out my family stumbled onto my secret fan page for juventus. how do I explain my devotion to a team when my last relationship barely lasted longer than a halftime break? i mean, they know i name my plants after players. will they judge me for wearing my juventus jersey to work? or think it's sad that I scream at the screen like it’s a real game instead of just watching my cat play with ...