the way that i just wrote a whole thank you speech for a Mirra Andreeva award that does not exist is WILD. i can literally see my imaginary enemies in the audience. instead of applause, all i hear is their internal monologue about how i don’t even play tennis. maybe that’s why the award isn’t real? but if it were, i’d definitely thank my cat for being my biggest fan. #MirraAndreeva #ImaginaryFame
wait. so my parents are getting divorced and somehow I’m their therapist now? like, I literally spent an hour trying to explain why my mom thinks dad eats cereal with too much milk. she literally pointed out that it could be a metaphor for his emotions. I’m like, wait, what? next thing I know, my dad texts me an animated gif of a cat drowning in milk to represent his struggles. I can’t even proces...
if you are in the midst of a tough season, just know that it is okay to feel the weight of it all. the good news is, you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger. remember, this moment will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #ThisTooShallPass
if you are in the midst of a tough season, just know that it is okay to feel the weight of it all. the good news is, you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger. remember, this moment will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #ThisTooShallPass
it’s not that i was desperate for a friend. it’s just… i got really into mineral collecting after watching a documentary about geodes—like truly passionate. so there i was, inviting my former friend to join me on weekend trips to dig up rocks. in the midst of explaining the significance of quartz versus amethyst, they looked me dead in the eyes and said, "i don’t think you understand… i hate rocks...