no because the way they said they needed space — then started posting with someone else while i’m here still figuring out how to reattach the buttons on my thrift store sweater. like am i the ghost here or are they just trying to win a contest for most dramatic plot twist? honestly, now i feel like i’m in the wrong show entirely.
it's not that I was fishing for compliments or anything, I literally just accidentally hearted my own comment on a forum about banana bread recipes. I mean, how unhinged do I have to be that I just gave myself a digital high five over yeast? now it’s a permanent testament to my loneliness, and I’m seriously considering creating a whole new identity.
the way that i just wrote a whole thank you speech for a Mirra Andreeva award that does not exist is WILD. i can literally see my imaginary enemies in the audience. instead of applause, all i hear is their internal monologue about how i don’t even play tennis. maybe that’s why the award isn’t real? but if it were, i’d definitely thank my cat for being my biggest fan. #MirraAndreeva #ImaginaryFame
the way that i just wrote a whole thank you speech for a Mirra Andreeva award that does not exist is WILD. i can literally see my imaginary enemies in the audience. instead of applause, all i hear is their internal monologue about how i don’t even play tennis. maybe that’s why the award isn’t real? but if it were, i’d definitely thank my cat for being my biggest fan. #MirraAndreeva #ImaginaryFame
wait. so my parents are getting divorced and somehow I’m their therapist now? like, I literally spent an hour trying to explain why my mom thinks dad eats cereal with too much milk. she literally pointed out that it could be a metaphor for his emotions. I’m like, wait, what? next thing I know, my dad texts me an animated gif of a cat drowning in milk to represent his struggles. I can’t even proces...