not gonna lie, i made eye contact with a stranger while waiting for the bus and my mind just took off. at first, i thought about how their hair looked like a perfect cloud. then it escalated into planning our honeymoon in a tiny cabin with an absurd number of throw pillows. suddenly, i'm Googling “how to invite someone to a wedding they do not know they are attending.” like, what do i even say?
last night, i checked my bank account after a wild weekend and felt like the kid laroi just wrote a whole album about my empty wallet. every overpriced impulse buy screamed at me while my stomach growled louder than the heartbreak in his songs. now i'm lying in bed, clutching a bag of stale chips like they're my only source of happiness, questioning all my life choices. how did it get this far? ho...
not gonna lie, the other day I had this really deep conversation with a stranger about how we both secretly love pets. like, I literally started naming future cats and dogs we might have together. fast forward to now, I realize I've only met them once and we barely exchanged five sentences. now I am here naming pets for a hypothetical life that doesn't even exist. should I be worried or just prepare for bhogi 2026 and my empty pet bowls? #Bhogi2026 #delulu
not gonna lie, the other day I had this really deep conversation with a stranger about how we both secretly love pets. like, I literally started naming future cats and dogs we might have together. fast forward to now, I realize I've only met them once and we barely exchanged five sentences. now I am here naming pets for a hypothetical life that doesn't even exist. should I be worried or just prepare for bhogi 2026 and my empty pet bowls? #Bhogi2026 #delulu
i just found out lorenzo musetti is doing big things, and like, it hit me hard. like the time i prepared a speech for my high school valedictorian, only to find out i was actually just giving a toast at my cousin's wedding. who knew wedding crashers were a thing? my life is basically a tennis match of missed serves. anyways, now i am wondering if my 'pursuit of greatness' translates into existenti...