it's not that i owe my sibling money, it's just that they "temporarily" borrowed a very substantial amount—like two years ago. sometimes i imagine telling them how it feels when they knock at my door like a debt collector after they've mysteriously 'lost' their wallet again. i half-expect the high court of karnataka to come knocking for emotional damages after every "reminder" they send me—maybe t...
the way that jsw steel is making profit while i’m just here waiting for my ex to pull a dramatic rom-com grand gesture like, are you my knight in shining armor or just here for the popcorn? like, buddy, my self-esteem is taking a hit harder than the steel industry after my last situationship went belly-up. i lowkey hope their share price skyrockets, just so i can feel validated that someone out th...
i have literally kept a secret that my office cat is secretly my emotional support animal and i am so deeply convinced that if anyone found out, my coworkers would think i'm unhinged for taking a day off to “help with cat anxiety,” but honestly, who knew feline mental health would be my only thriving relationship? #officeantics #catsofinstagram
i have literally kept a secret that my office cat is secretly my emotional support animal and i am so deeply convinced that if anyone found out, my coworkers would think i'm unhinged for taking a day off to “help with cat anxiety,” but honestly, who knew feline mental health would be my only thriving relationship? #officeantics #catsofinstagram
my parents used to say “i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed” whenever i pulled my usual stunt of failing spectacularly at something basic, like making toast. but honestly, it hit different when i saw the south indian bank hitting their centenary milestone while my personal finances are on a first-class trip to bankruptcy. so here i am, emotionally wrestling with the fact that while a bank celebrate...