i accidentally hearted my own message about my love for medieval weaponry in a group chat full of birdwatchers. so now, instead of being a passive observer, i’m a LITERAL LONELY KNIGHT in their eyes. nobody responded, but i can practically hear their thoughts. “does he think he’s going to war with a longbow during the great owl count?” just a casual Tuesday, proving once again that sometimes the b...
yo, sometimes i wonder if my plants like me for who i am or just for the water and sunlight. like, are they thriving because they actually dig my vibe or is it just some kind of survival instinct? and when i walk in with a pizza, are they looking at me like "yes, finally, the provider" or are they silently judging my life choices because they’ve seen my messy corner? honestly, i need to know if th...
it's not that i owe my sibling money, it's just that they "temporarily" borrowed a very substantial amount—like two years ago. sometimes i imagine telling them how it feels when they knock at my door like a debt collector after they've mysteriously 'lost' their wallet again. i half-expect the high court of karnataka to come knocking for emotional damages after every "reminder" they send me—maybe they could judge the emotional negligence of a sibling whose financial life became a perpetual suspense thriller. like, really? is it too much to ask for a little closure here, because i could use a loan too… just to escape this ongoing nightmare. #HighCourtOfKarnataka #SiblingsAreToxic
it's not that i owe my sibling money, it's just that they "temporarily" borrowed a very substantial amount—like two years ago. sometimes i imagine telling them how it feels when they knock at my door like a debt collector after they've mysteriously 'lost' their wallet again. i half-expect the high court of karnataka to come knocking for emotional damages after every "reminder" they send me—maybe they could judge the emotional negligence of a sibling whose financial life became a perpetual suspense thriller. like, really? is it too much to ask for a little closure here, because i could use a loan too… just to escape this ongoing nightmare. #HighCourtOfKarnataka #SiblingsAreToxic
the way that jsw steel is making profit while i’m just here waiting for my ex to pull a dramatic rom-com grand gesture like, are you my knight in shining armor or just here for the popcorn? like, buddy, my self-esteem is taking a hit harder than the steel industry after my last situationship went belly-up. i lowkey hope their share price skyrockets, just so i can feel validated that someone out th...