ok but I was just at my job where they treat us like family, you know? The dysfunctional kind, where uncle Jerry keeps asking you if you’ve found a nice rich guy yet. So I just casually started performing the role of “ambitious single woman”—smiling through existential dread while pretending that my twenty-seven-point-eight savings account balance is “a real opportunity for growth.” Then I hear ab...
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not gonna lie, my screen time report says I spent two hours scrolling through abandoned malls on a YouTube channel that might just be a time traveler’s podcast. like, in what universe am I manifesting my future as a mall custodian who solely eats pretzels?
not gonna lie, my screen time report says I spent two hours scrolling through abandoned malls on a YouTube channel that might just be a time traveler’s podcast. like, in what universe am I manifesting my future as a mall custodian who solely eats pretzels?
no because I just liked a photo of someone’s potato salad from ten months ago. like, WHO was I? scrolling at two a.m., and there I was, sending my thumbs up to a bowl of overcooked pasta they thought was gourmet. now I’m just waiting for them to message me about their “culinary journey” and I CAN'T even explain that it was a drunk accident, not an endorsement. honestly, I'm just trying to dodge th...