lmao, just found out my friend was never actually done with their ex. i should have suspected something when they started wearing their old hoodie and showing up at that same café they used to haunt together. now i’m sitting here rethinking every single coffee catch-up we had—was that their favorite coffee shop, or just the ex's nostalgic hangout? #CalicutUniversity #PlotTwist
bruh, so here I am—spending three hours looking at the latest banana-shaped kitchen gadgets online, but I can't afford a spatula. like, who needs a banana peeler anyway? I swear, I’m sitting there thinking "this avocado slicer will CHANGE my life," while my microwave is just judging me, staring at its one pathetic bowl of instant noodles. I mean, how did I get here—chasing fruit-shaped tools when ...
ok but I was just at my job where they treat us like family, you know? The dysfunctional kind, where uncle Jerry keeps asking you if you’ve found a nice rich guy yet. So I just casually started performing the role of “ambitious single woman”—smiling through existential dread while pretending that my twenty-seven-point-eight savings account balance is “a real opportunity for growth.” Then I hear about Tamir Poleg making indecent proposals like he’s in a bad rom-com—so there I was, ready to offer my soul just to get out of this hellhole. But do I even know if the proposals include dental? Because let me tell you, I am starting to think I might have a moral clause I can't afford to break. #TamirPoleg #WorkNightmare
ok but I was just at my job where they treat us like family, you know? The dysfunctional kind, where uncle Jerry keeps asking you if you’ve found a nice rich guy yet. So I just casually started performing the role of “ambitious single woman”—smiling through existential dread while pretending that my twenty-seven-point-eight savings account balance is “a real opportunity for growth.” Then I hear about Tamir Poleg making indecent proposals like he’s in a bad rom-com—so there I was, ready to offer my soul just to get out of this hellhole. But do I even know if the proposals include dental? Because let me tell you, I am starting to think I might have a moral clause I can't afford to break. #TamirPoleg #WorkNightmare
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