sat in a café watching a group at the next table discuss their startup ideas and like everyone was nodding along like they understood the lingo and i just sat there sipping my barely warm coffee wondering how i ended up with a roommate who only eats vegan and my three-year-old couch is basically a sponge now from the spills i guess it makes me feel all... oh i dont know like am i supposed to jump ...
just tried to bake a cake from scratch because i thought it would be therapeutic and somehow i ended up with flour everywhere and a lumpy mess instead. now the kitchen looks like a disaster and i am pretty sure i just ruined the only whisk i had.
was in a meeting trying to sound smart and accidentally called our project "operation bathroom remodel" instead of "operation breakthrough initiative" and nobody let me live it down, like how do you recover from that when you KNOW everyone is just picturing tiles and faucets, and i could feel my face going hot and just uh yeah, awkward silence...
was in a meeting trying to sound smart and accidentally called our project "operation bathroom remodel" instead of "operation breakthrough initiative" and nobody let me live it down, like how do you recover from that when you KNOW everyone is just picturing tiles and faucets, and i could feel my face going hot and just uh yeah, awkward silence...
bola tinubu is a total fraud, keeping the subsidy plan secret to screw over everyday Nigerians while pretending to stabilize the economy doesn't fool anyone! shettima should stop covering for this scam artist and face the music!