you ever have an argument in your head where you craft the perfect comeback and then spend three hours building the case against someone who doesn’t even know you exist? well, here i am, truly mad at someone who only nodded politely while i internalized our non-existent beef over a box of cereal. the absurd part? it started over me being annoyed they didn’t offer me the last slice of pizza that li...
not gonna lie, i just found out my favorite tennis player is in the game against someone named Zakharova and like, all i can think about is how my paycheck hits after my rent is due. honestly, if the drama in my bank account was a sport, it would be a GRAND SLAM. here i am, contemplating a life where i start practicing for a match against my landlord, and it's not looking good for me. #ZakharovaTe...
it is so funny to me that people think they can stay loyal to a company like it's a romantic relationship. honestly, my workplace is like the S.N.L. cast, right? promising but without a star. meanwhile, i'm sitting here redoing a presentation for the third time, pretending that anyone cares, while secretly wondering if my future holds a solo Netflix special about my pain and suffering in cubicle limbo. and the only thing keeping me going is the faint hope that someone, someday, will appreciate my unmatched ability to make spreadsheets look like a Hollywood blockbuster. #SnlCast #CorporateComedy
it is so funny to me that people think they can stay loyal to a company like it's a romantic relationship. honestly, my workplace is like the S.N.L. cast, right? promising but without a star. meanwhile, i'm sitting here redoing a presentation for the third time, pretending that anyone cares, while secretly wondering if my future holds a solo Netflix special about my pain and suffering in cubicle limbo. and the only thing keeping me going is the faint hope that someone, someday, will appreciate my unmatched ability to make spreadsheets look like a Hollywood blockbuster. #SnlCast #CorporateComedy
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that you have navigated through hard times before, and you have the strength to keep moving forward. #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone