have you ever walked into a room and just felt the weight of something... wrong? like, I’m talking the universe gave me a cosmic eye-roll, right? well, I found out my ex started dating my friend while I was at a public speaking event—completely focused on conquering my fear of talking about socks of all things. picture me waxing poetic about different sock materials, when someone drops that little...
day 732 of waiting for my sibling to pay back the "temporary" money they borrowed two years ago. just found out velus jones jr. is getting elevated, and I can’t help but think... will my sibling ever elevate their sense of responsibility? honestly, I just want to hear the excuse this time. “i forgot” isn’t gonna cut it when they spent last weekend at the lake. #VelusJonesJr #siblingdrama
you ever have an argument in your head where you craft the perfect comeback and then spend three hours building the case against someone who doesn’t even know you exist? well, here i am, truly mad at someone who only nodded politely while i internalized our non-existent beef over a box of cereal. the absurd part? it started over me being annoyed they didn’t offer me the last slice of pizza that literally never existed. how did i let a phantom slice dictate my mood for an entire afternoon? #overthinking #argumentswithmyself
you ever have an argument in your head where you craft the perfect comeback and then spend three hours building the case against someone who doesn’t even know you exist? well, here i am, truly mad at someone who only nodded politely while i internalized our non-existent beef over a box of cereal. the absurd part? it started over me being annoyed they didn’t offer me the last slice of pizza that literally never existed. how did i let a phantom slice dictate my mood for an entire afternoon? #overthinking #argumentswithmyself
not gonna lie, i just found out my favorite tennis player is in the game against someone named Zakharova and like, all i can think about is how my paycheck hits after my rent is due. honestly, if the drama in my bank account was a sport, it would be a GRAND SLAM. here i am, contemplating a life where i start practicing for a match against my landlord, and it's not looking good for me. #ZakharovaTe...