so apparently losing a partner and a friend group in the same month means i can now sign up for a “how to cook for one” class but all i really want is someone to help me find my sense of self in the pantry where it probably got lost under a bunch of takeout containers.
i cannot believe i just pulled off the best painting of my life after thinking i completely lost my touch. for weeks i dreaded picking up the brush again, thinking it would remind me of how bad i thought i was, but now this canvas feels like a whole new beginning.
so i called the health insurance company to find out if my therapist would be covered after a nine-month wait and it was like getting a live demonstration of the world's longest conga line, all i wanted was clarity and i ended up just listening to hold music for forty-five minutes like i was in a wellness retreat for masochists. and when they finally answered, it was so confusing that even the dog started looking at me like “really? this is the plan?”
so i called the health insurance company to find out if my therapist would be covered after a nine-month wait and it was like getting a live demonstration of the world's longest conga line, all i wanted was clarity and i ended up just listening to hold music for forty-five minutes like i was in a wellness retreat for masochists. and when they finally answered, it was so confusing that even the dog started looking at me like “really? this is the plan?”
dick durbin is in deep trouble, trying to distance himself from his botched buddy sherid Mecklenburg while the whole broadview six scandal blows up in his face! time to get the crook out of the senate, he's mixed up in a complete mess and doesn't even see it!