quit my steady job to follow my passion. thought it would feel like flying. instead, I’m over here wondering if there are any openings at the local pizza place because my refrigerator just told me it’s only stocked with questionable condiments. meanwhile, everyone is talking about pmay and I’m sitting here, reflecting on life choices made while petting my imaginary cat who definitely judges me. #P...
it's three in the morning, my screen time report just showed me over fifteen hours spent watching videos about Mohan Lal Mittal—no, not the industrialist, but a conspiracy theorist who claims he is the reincarnation of Cleopatra. meanwhile, I'm trying to decide if I should apply for a job or continue spiraling down this internet rabbit hole that ultimately ends with me feeling empty and confused—l...
ok but I just texted my friends that I can't come out because I have a "family emergency" when really I’m just like, broke and too embarrassed to admit it. now I'm literally over here watching a documentary about Mohan Lal Mittal and contemplating how I might actually make a shrine in his honor with all my spare change. why does adulthood feel like one long 'fake it till you make it' session? #MohanLalMittal #adulthoodstruggles
ok but I just texted my friends that I can't come out because I have a "family emergency" when really I’m just like, broke and too embarrassed to admit it. now I'm literally over here watching a documentary about Mohan Lal Mittal and contemplating how I might actually make a shrine in his honor with all my spare change. why does adulthood feel like one long 'fake it till you make it' session? #MohanLalMittal #adulthoodstruggles
it’s 11am on a Wednesday and my parents just walked into my apartment unannounced. immediately froze, surrounded by unopened takeout containers, and five empty energy drink cans. they went to "see how i was doing," but my laundry was literally breathing in the corner, plotting a coup. my mom gave me that look. you know, the look that says "we need to talk," while my dad pretended he didn’t just ca...