ever get so deep into your snack drawer that you stumble upon an expired box of instant pudding and suddenly think you should call your future spouse to plan a dessert-themed wedding instead of confronting the fact that your partner is texting someone else?
Story Name: "She Bullied Me in High School—Now She's My Employee" Part 3 of 8 I take a step back, trying to process this absurdity. Jenna, my high school bully, is pleading for a job. The audacity! I narrow my eyes, feeling a cold fire ignite in my chest. “Why should I help you?” My voice is steady, but inside, I’m shaking with rage. She swallows hard, the sheen of desperation shimmering in he...
quit my steady job to follow my passion. thought it would feel like flying. instead, I’m over here wondering if there are any openings at the local pizza place because my refrigerator just told me it’s only stocked with questionable condiments. meanwhile, everyone is talking about pmay and I’m sitting here, reflecting on life choices made while petting my imaginary cat who definitely judges me. #Pmay #adultingfail
quit my steady job to follow my passion. thought it would feel like flying. instead, I’m over here wondering if there are any openings at the local pizza place because my refrigerator just told me it’s only stocked with questionable condiments. meanwhile, everyone is talking about pmay and I’m sitting here, reflecting on life choices made while petting my imaginary cat who definitely judges me. #Pmay #adultingfail
it's three in the morning, my screen time report just showed me over fifteen hours spent watching videos about Mohan Lal Mittal—no, not the industrialist, but a conspiracy theorist who claims he is the reincarnation of Cleopatra. meanwhile, I'm trying to decide if I should apply for a job or continue spiraling down this internet rabbit hole that ultimately ends with me feeling empty and confused—l...