just found out bradley cooper addressed the plastic surgery rumors. and here i am, struggling to convince my hairdresser to let me try a new style. literally could not fathom asking them to change my look while holding onto last year’s regret like a security blanket. my family is still raving about my ex who 'could pull off anything' while i'm over here contemplating wearing a wig to my next gathe...
not gonna lie, I spent three hours yesterday crafting an entire backstory for the potted cactus in my living room. I decided it grew up in a tiny desert town, dreaming of becoming a fashionable centerpiece while literally battling the heat every day. now I catch myself apologizing to it for never watering enough, as if it holds some tragic secret about unfulfilled dreams and lost hopes.
I just found out my friends think I am literally the kind of person who talks to plants but still eats pizza rolls for dinner. Honestly, I have been watering a cactus that does not need watering for three years, believing I am some sort of PLANT WHISPERER. I mean, I get it. How do you explain your love for a sentient piece of green that also witnesses you belt out power ballads while wearing your favorite superhero pajamas? It feels like I might have set the bar too high for my adult life by expecting it to resemble a rom-com.
I just found out my friends think I am literally the kind of person who talks to plants but still eats pizza rolls for dinner. Honestly, I have been watering a cactus that does not need watering for three years, believing I am some sort of PLANT WHISPERER. I mean, I get it. How do you explain your love for a sentient piece of green that also witnesses you belt out power ballads while wearing your favorite superhero pajamas? It feels like I might have set the bar too high for my adult life by expecting it to resemble a rom-com.
yooo, just found out that my favorite indie band’s lead singer never actually broke up with their ex. i’ve literally been planning the perfect concert proposal in my head. now i'm here thinking, do i go to their show with a funeral outfit or a wedding dress? #Meta #lifecrisis