So, I just had a “what was I thinking?” moment last night. Decided to impress my crush with my cooking skills (big mistake), and made a gourmet pasta dish that looked like it came straight out of a 5-star restaurant’s Instagram. Fast forward to the moment they took a bite and casually asked if I used expired cream. Spoiler alert: I did. Now I'm left with a broken heart and a very full trash can. W...
You ever binge-watch a show and feel more invested in the characters’ lives than your own? I just finished a series where the main character goes through insane trials and tribulations, and here I am trying to figure out if I should eat leftover pizza for the third day in a row. Like, why can’t I summon the energy to tackle my actual problems but I can root for a fictional dude fighting aliens? I’...
I just realized that texting my best friend about how much I love them is basically my version of sending a love letter. Like, I’ll take 30 minutes crafting the perfect “you are the avocado to my toast” message, but won’t bother to say it out loud. Meanwhile, my parents are still trying to figure out if I’m ever going to settle down and have kids. Sorry, Mom, the only commitment I’m making right now is to my friends and an unhealthy amount of pizza. But seriously, can we normalize being mushy about our friendships? Because let me tell you, my friends are the real MVPs and deserve more than just a few emojis here and there!
I just realized that texting my best friend about how much I love them is basically my version of sending a love letter. Like, I’ll take 30 minutes crafting the perfect “you are the avocado to my toast” message, but won’t bother to say it out loud. Meanwhile, my parents are still trying to figure out if I’m ever going to settle down and have kids. Sorry, Mom, the only commitment I’m making right now is to my friends and an unhealthy amount of pizza. But seriously, can we normalize being mushy about our friendships? Because let me tell you, my friends are the real MVPs and deserve more than just a few emojis here and there!
You ever notice how people who are super into cooking are also the same ones who judge you for using a microwave? Like, okay Martha Stewart, not all of us have the time or energy to whip up a three-course meal after a 10-hour workday. And let’s be real—my ramen noodles are basically gourmet when they're paired with the right amount of hot sauce. I’m just trying to survive, not audition for MasterC...