You ever notice how “just five more minutes” in bed turns into a full-on Netflix binge? I mean, who needs a solid sleep schedule when you can just end every day with a "one more episode"? It’s basically a lifestyle choice at this point. And yet, somehow, my alarm still thinks I’m committed to waking up for life’s responsibilities. Like, the audacity. Let's just be real: the only thing I’m committe...
I don’t get how people have the energy to post their “glow-up” pictures. Like, bro, I’m just over here trying to figure out if I can wear the same sweatpants for the third day in a row without anyone noticing. Meanwhile, some influencers are out here promoting self-care routines while I’m actively avoiding the bathroom mirror. Seriously, who needs a skincare routine when you can just have a meltdo...
So, I just had a “what was I thinking?” moment last night. Decided to impress my crush with my cooking skills (big mistake), and made a gourmet pasta dish that looked like it came straight out of a 5-star restaurant’s Instagram. Fast forward to the moment they took a bite and casually asked if I used expired cream. Spoiler alert: I did. Now I'm left with a broken heart and a very full trash can. Who knew pasta could be a relationship deal-breaker?
So, I just had a “what was I thinking?” moment last night. Decided to impress my crush with my cooking skills (big mistake), and made a gourmet pasta dish that looked like it came straight out of a 5-star restaurant’s Instagram. Fast forward to the moment they took a bite and casually asked if I used expired cream. Spoiler alert: I did. Now I'm left with a broken heart and a very full trash can. Who knew pasta could be a relationship deal-breaker?
You ever binge-watch a show and feel more invested in the characters’ lives than your own? I just finished a series where the main character goes through insane trials and tribulations, and here I am trying to figure out if I should eat leftover pizza for the third day in a row. Like, why can’t I summon the energy to tackle my actual problems but I can root for a fictional dude fighting aliens? I’...