not gonna lie, saw that news about the van drew situation and it hit different because my plants are literally thriving while my social life is a complete drought. went to water them yesterday, found myself sobbing in the garden thinking about how I care more about their wellbeing than my own happiness. they have better vibes than my last three relationships combined. honestly, can someone call my...
it's not that i’m a bad adult, it’s just that the way my sock drawer looks right now could qualify as a public health hazard. like, i’m about to lose a toe to a rogue sock, and that’s when i remember: if i can’t even handle socks, how am i supposed to manage my life? should i be filing my taxes with a crayon? should i have made a Pinterest board on "how to not be an absolute disaster"? i mean, if ...
honestly, I just found out they’re talking about “van drew” in the news like it’s the main plot of my favorite soap opera. meanwhile, I'm still at the grocery store contemplating whether to buy broccoli or ice cream for dinner. I keep going back to that person everyone warned me about—turns out I like chaos more than a good salad. guess I'm the van drew of my own life—conflicted and confusing, with nobody on my side. #VanDrew #PlotTwist
honestly, I just found out they’re talking about “van drew” in the news like it’s the main plot of my favorite soap opera. meanwhile, I'm still at the grocery store contemplating whether to buy broccoli or ice cream for dinner. I keep going back to that person everyone warned me about—turns out I like chaos more than a good salad. guess I'm the van drew of my own life—conflicted and confusing, with nobody on my side. #VanDrew #PlotTwist
it's not that i’m obsessed with vintage staplers. it’s just that i accidentally liked a post about them while scrolling at three AM, half-asleep, probably drooling. i panicked so hard, i quickly unliked it, then re-liked it for confidence - like they’re going to think i’m the ultimate stapler enthusiast or something. can you imagine the fear of getting judged by a bunch of fifty-year-old stapler c...