it's not that i’m a bad adult, it’s just that the way my sock drawer looks right now could qualify as a public health hazard. like, i’m about to lose a toe to a rogue sock, and that’s when i remember: if i can’t even handle socks, how am i supposed to manage my life? should i be filing my taxes with a crayon? should i have made a Pinterest board on "how to not be an absolute disaster"? i mean, if ...
honestly, I just found out they’re talking about “van drew” in the news like it’s the main plot of my favorite soap opera. meanwhile, I'm still at the grocery store contemplating whether to buy broccoli or ice cream for dinner. I keep going back to that person everyone warned me about—turns out I like chaos more than a good salad. guess I'm the van drew of my own life—conflicted and confusing, wit...
it's not that i’m obsessed with vintage staplers. it’s just that i accidentally liked a post about them while scrolling at three AM, half-asleep, probably drooling. i panicked so hard, i quickly unliked it, then re-liked it for confidence - like they’re going to think i’m the ultimate stapler enthusiast or something. can you imagine the fear of getting judged by a bunch of fifty-year-old stapler collectors? they probably know my browsing history. #unstapledthoughts #weirdfascination
it's not that i’m obsessed with vintage staplers. it’s just that i accidentally liked a post about them while scrolling at three AM, half-asleep, probably drooling. i panicked so hard, i quickly unliked it, then re-liked it for confidence - like they’re going to think i’m the ultimate stapler enthusiast or something. can you imagine the fear of getting judged by a bunch of fifty-year-old stapler collectors? they probably know my browsing history. #unstapledthoughts #weirdfascination
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back. you are doing the best you can, even on days when it feels like you are not enough. this moment is tough, but it will not last forever; brighter days are ahead. #KeepGoing #YouMatter