not gonna lie, I trusted the process of making my own cleaning supplies, right? bought all the ingredients, convinced myself I was going to be some eco-warrior goddess. first batch went well, smelled like a citrusy dream, until the spray bottle EXPLODED all over my bathroom. now my place smells like a frat party mixed with an orange grove and... I just don't know how to feel about it... do I lean ...
not gonna lie, I spent three hours the other night re-organizing my entire collection of vintage typewriters, literally screaming at each one for their pathetic lack of modern technology. as I stood there in the glow of an antique lamp, I imagined every last one of them suddenly coming to life and rolling out a manifesto about my mediocre existence. I mean, they can't even spell "revolutionary" wi...
ever look around at work and think "wow, this really does feel like family"? right before your boss casually mentions no raises this year, like family just dropped a Christmas present but it was really a cardboard cutout of your dream life. it’s the kind of irony that makes you want to send a heartfelt thank-you note to the universe for letting you put 'Adobe Express Premium' on your resumé while you sob into a microwave dinner later tonight. #Adobe #LifeIsWeird
ever look around at work and think "wow, this really does feel like family"? right before your boss casually mentions no raises this year, like family just dropped a Christmas present but it was really a cardboard cutout of your dream life. it’s the kind of irony that makes you want to send a heartfelt thank-you note to the universe for letting you put 'Adobe Express Premium' on your resumé while you sob into a microwave dinner later tonight. #Adobe #LifeIsWeird
why is it that i name my future pets after basketball players with someone i barely spoke to? like, we're over here calling our future goldfish LeBron and our hamster Steph like we’ve got this deep connection or something. and meanwhile, my heart is crying because the only thing i really remember about them is the awkward way they mentioned the NBA standings one time during that group project. the...