last night, i was deep in a rabbit hole of those gma deals and steals, dreaming about transforming my sad little living room into a cozy sanctuary with their winter wellness products. but then, i calculated how long it would take to save for even one portable gym or fancy thermometer. do you ever feel like you care about these products more than your actual problems? i mean, here i am, weighing op...
it's 3am and i’m on my third Google search for symptoms of "existential dread" while watching a video of Tom Brady defending Bill Belichick over Hall of Fame snubs; meanwhile, i just found my high school report card tucked in a couch cushion, and i'm thinking about how i’m basically two failed attempts away from getting my own Hall of Shame plaque at home. can i trade in my past for a coaching job...
day 23 of manifesting my way to stardom while training my replacement. my manager literally asked me to walk them through everything as if i am not the one who’s about to be kicked to the curb. part of me thought, maybe if i spill the tea on my own position, the universe will hand me a chance to be the next alex warren. i mean, if he can go from nothing to ‘ordinary’ love songs, surely, i can go from this awkward goodbye to a life of champagne and dreams—right? #AlexWarren #manifesting
day 23 of manifesting my way to stardom while training my replacement. my manager literally asked me to walk them through everything as if i am not the one who’s about to be kicked to the curb. part of me thought, maybe if i spill the tea on my own position, the universe will hand me a chance to be the next alex warren. i mean, if he can go from nothing to ‘ordinary’ love songs, surely, i can go from this awkward goodbye to a life of champagne and dreams—right? #AlexWarren #manifesting
lmao, I just got into a full-on online beef with some stranger defending Alex Warren's love life like I’m not over here googling the same damn songs to fill the emotional void in my existence. meanwhile, my crush thinks ‘ordinary’ means texting me back after three days, and here I am… feeling like I’m auditioning for a rom-com nobody's casting me in. #AlexWarren #UnhingedThoughts