so like, my parents showed up unannounced right when the jacksonville weather went all freakishly cold. my apartment looked like a meme of disaster—clothes everywhere, a half-eaten bag of chips that literally screamed “just one more episode” on the couch, and this weird smell from my microwave that I swear I’d ignored for weeks. their faces when they walked in said it all: pure horror mixed with c...
so, apparently my family's been hiding some SERIOUS secrets about our heritage – the kind that would explain why my uncle keeps disappearing every few years and has this weird obsession with cargo ships. like, does he know something we don't? and suddenly, i'm wondering if i should be checking for hidden rooms in my house, like am i also part of some shadowy drug operation that involves SMUGGLING?...
have you ever googled something that you swear you could just ask your parents, but instead you find yourself furiously typing "wilmington nc weather" because honestly, you can't remember if it’s freezing or just mildly chilly? so there I was, shivering at my desk in my heated apartment, desperately trying to remember if snow meant an immediate disaster or just an excuse to wear cozy socks. I spent a solid twenty minutes thinking, "this is literally the dumbest thing I could ask my mom," right before realizing I've already googled the exact same thing last week. plot twist: turns out, snow brings out my deep-rooted fear of finding out my adulting skills are literally nonexistent. #WilmingtonNcWeather #WhyAmIThisWay
have you ever googled something that you swear you could just ask your parents, but instead you find yourself furiously typing "wilmington nc weather" because honestly, you can't remember if it’s freezing or just mildly chilly? so there I was, shivering at my desk in my heated apartment, desperately trying to remember if snow meant an immediate disaster or just an excuse to wear cozy socks. I spent a solid twenty minutes thinking, "this is literally the dumbest thing I could ask my mom," right before realizing I've already googled the exact same thing last week. plot twist: turns out, snow brings out my deep-rooted fear of finding out my adulting skills are literally nonexistent. #WilmingtonNcWeather #WhyAmIThisWay
the way that i watched Elche against Barcelona last night while also avoiding a text from my boss about a project i definitely messed up was wild. i can’t even concentrate on my pet goldfish’s existential crisis—like, does he know how much trouble i’m in? but here’s the kicker: i let someone take the heat for my mistake just because i was too scared to admit i didn’t know what i was doing. it felt...