wait, so I was casually scrolling and saw the Australian Open hype. my first thought was "great, more people playing tennis than I’ll ever have friends" and then I realized I missed a social gathering last week. I mean, there was literally cake, and I said no because I thought it’d be weird—like who does that?! Now I’m sitting here alone, binge-watching people serve at nearly 190 kilometers an ho...
so like, my parents showed up unannounced right when the jacksonville weather went all freakishly cold. my apartment looked like a meme of disaster—clothes everywhere, a half-eaten bag of chips that literally screamed “just one more episode” on the couch, and this weird smell from my microwave that I swear I’d ignored for weeks. their faces when they walked in said it all: pure horror mixed with c...
so, apparently my family's been hiding some SERIOUS secrets about our heritage – the kind that would explain why my uncle keeps disappearing every few years and has this weird obsession with cargo ships. like, does he know something we don't? and suddenly, i'm wondering if i should be checking for hidden rooms in my house, like am i also part of some shadowy drug operation that involves SMUGGLING??? maybe that's why my cereal went missing last week. am i accidentally complicit or just spiraling into conspiracy territory? # #بلاطة
so, apparently my family's been hiding some SERIOUS secrets about our heritage – the kind that would explain why my uncle keeps disappearing every few years and has this weird obsession with cargo ships. like, does he know something we don't? and suddenly, i'm wondering if i should be checking for hidden rooms in my house, like am i also part of some shadowy drug operation that involves SMUGGLING??? maybe that's why my cereal went missing last week. am i accidentally complicit or just spiraling into conspiracy territory? # #بلاطة
have you ever googled something that you swear you could just ask your parents, but instead you find yourself furiously typing "wilmington nc weather" because honestly, you can't remember if it’s freezing or just mildly chilly? so there I was, shivering at my desk in my heated apartment, desperately trying to remember if snow meant an immediate disaster or just an excuse to wear cozy socks. I spen...